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My Mouth Has a Mind Of Its Own Sayings by Dax Weitekamper ages 3 5 a keepsake from Memoir for Me
To Mom Dad Love Dax
On his body My legs are too curly Look at my feet They re too slow
On emotions There s water coming out of my eyes When you smile your face turns like a heart
On manners Mom Can I have a bite Dax I didn t hear a please What s more polite Tush bottom or booty What s more polite Miniature or tiny
On the weather Oh no the leaves are running The rain is singing It s hot in my shoes It smells sunny outside My teeth are dancing in my mouth It smells like snow
On the passage of time Sometimes we have little days I think the moon has gone home Dax Mom how long do you have left to work Mom About 15 minutes Dax Oh you mean 900 seconds Kids get talller and taller but adults get fatter and fatter right
Contemplating life s big questions Mom Who is the most famous reindeer of all Dax Probably Vixen Mom Is it better to be a boy or a girl Dax A boy girls have to work all the time Mom what s warmer inside your tummy or Brazil Who s the biggest boss The President or God Mom Are you going to marry a boy or a girl Dax I haven t decided yet
On bodily functions My butt is windy Mom on November 11th When was the last time you went pee Dax November 6th
On family Mom Grandma Ginger used to kiss my owies and that made it feel better kisses owie Dax You don t make it better Mom Who s your favorite mom Dax Shannon Sometimes Dad pretends to be the boss of you No one s the boss of you except maybe the Mayor probably